Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, NO!”
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had
many boyfriends, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to
herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore lacy
lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or
yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore,
and farted all the time.
THE END
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