“Let’s be honest. We just need friends to hang out. Male friends. Only friends.” – ütles Gi Hollandi noormeestele. Selle tulemuseks oli järgmine (paari inimese allkirjadega kinnitatud) kokkulepe, mille ma ajaloo huvides siin kirja panen.

Friendship contract

The contracting parties accept:

·        cook

·        do the dishes

·        invite each other to the parties, concerts, movies

·        crying on each others shoulders

·        drunk nights (philosophical thoughts)

·        acceptance (just the way we are)

·        sarcastic humour

·        no drama (when we are sober)

·        not to leave a drunk friend alone

·        going to Dour festival together

·        carrying the drunkest one to home

·        no facebook, vampire bites etc

·        that friendship needs no words

·        to be forever young

·        no wife and kids

·        we all leave at the same time

·        no contract restrictions

·        to have fucking fun

·        pay for each others funerals

Alla kirjutasid:

a) mina b) boy from the bar c) boy with a girlfriend d) Gi (kes lisas, et “I’m drunk, it doesn’t count” – mina akadeemilise õigushariduse saanuna lisan, et minu silmis see “it doesn’t count” doesn’t count ja ma ootan ka Gi’lt lepingu täitmist)